HP EliteBook 8460p - $100 (Anchorage)

This was actually kind of elite in its day.
It’s older now, but still in excellent condition.
The sticker indicates an i5 processor, but as you can see from the sysinfo shots, it’s actually got an i7.
15” (diag) screen.
It has a CD drive, and a lot of connectivity, including SS-USB.
Includes power supply.